Paris smackdown
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- jox0
omg beating up wifebeaters is so much fun. i did a few weeks ago. this guy was sitting at the table next to me at this restarant, talking in his cell and his girl said something along the lines with "so what are we ordering?" "SHUT UP bitch, im talking *slap*"
i totally paralyzed for a few seconds before i realised what just happened, so im like "d00d don't slap yo bitch, im goin medieval on yo ass, ho!" and he was like "yo d00d, non'ya biznes, ass, go back t'ya shrimps, bwoy" and im like "d00d im swingin!" and he's like "d00d bring it on yo!" and im like "yea foool!" and then i took these two uzis outta my pockets on my long, black coat (although it was hard to see them cus i was wearing these black shades) and started firing a few rounds in the roof to show him who he's messin wif, yo, i even made the lamp fall down in his tomato soup wif a splash and im like "yea d00d, respect!"
and then, i woke up.