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MJ: "I don't feel so well today. I don't want to climb a tree, I don't even want to crawl into a bed with an 11 year-old."
Dr. Bubbles: "Eeeep! eeep!"
MJ: "What's that Dr. Bubbles? You think I just need to take my vitamins?"
Dr. Bubbles: (Flings poo at the wall, sniffs finger) Eeek! Eeeek! Eeeek!
MJ: "Your right. Hand me a bottle of vitamin Xanax chewables."
Dr. Bubbles: (Hands him CostCo-sized bottle) Eeeek! Urrrk!
MJ: "What Dr. Bubbles? I need some vitamin Percocets? Who do I look like, Liza? Well, you're the monkey . . . I mean, doctor."
Dr. Bubbles: Eeeek! Eeeek!
MJ: "Hmmm, maybe you're right. I'll eat this for breakfast and you make arrangements to bus in a load of children from the barrio. That'll make me feel better."
Dr. Bubbles: Urrrk! (picks nose) Oooooooop. *
*translated from chimpanzee
(Sure enough, you twisted spaceman. It's a good thing you pay me in bananas and monkey porn.)-end
Another quote highlight:
"I don't like to buy jewelry, well, except for my mom and Elizabeth Taylor."
Dude! Me too!