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hahaha. my first time in vegas.
i meet this amazing girl. one thing leads to another and we're back at her hotel. she was staying at the belagio. so we're start making out and her door opens, in walks a little on the heavy side girl... her friend. so... um... we start whatevering and i was a wee bit drunk... i had my "o" a little quicker than normal. the girl looks at me and says 'well was it at least good for you'. then catches what she said and was like 'oh i'm so sorry, i didn't mean it like that' and we both laugh. at least i tried to laugh. so in a way to get back i take off the condom and give it a good toss. we start again and this time her friend was like can i join. now, normally i would have said hells no but i was wasted and it was vegas. so my second "o" was much better, but again i took it off and just kinda tossed it over my head.
the next morning i wake up and sshhhhh... silently crawl out of bed and sneek over to grab my clothes and split only to find that BOTH used condoms i threw landed directly on my heringbone black dress pants. now if you know herringbone you know what kind of messed, fabric it is. the now dried up liquid cement was ALL OVER my pants and i couldn't wash them off. so at 10 in the morning here i am walking through one of the nicest hotels, shirt half buttoned, hanging out, in my socks, with jizz all on my pant legs.
i showered for seriously an hour when i got back to git that stuff off me amd her friend was nazzzty!