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across the street was a mean ol drunk. hot as all hell though and was married to a doorknob. one night i had a little get together, a few of my buddies parked on the side of the street by their place (totally legal) they came home at like 3, shitfaced and started cussing up a storm with the guys outside who were leaving. talking about how we 'destroyed the neighborhood' and they don't want us there anymore, all because they parked 'in their yard'. so i'm thinking it's someones x outside causing teh drama so i run out and see her pull into the driveway, open the garage door from inside the car and procceds to get out while the car is still in drive and the car lurches forward, takes out the last panel of the door, and smashes through the garage. i almost pissed myself. the cops were minutes away. they moved out a month later.
then last winter there were a couple kids in the neighborhood having a 'snowball fight' so i get out of my car and i'm like 'i'll show you guys a snowball fight' and we were having a blast of a time and one of the kids' dads musta thought i was picking on them or something and runs outside and gets all up in my face about kicking my ass and throwing snowballs at me. he later appologized but i was like 'fuck man, couldn't you see we were all laughing?!?'
then i got these fekkin jag 2 fast 2 furious guys who wip through the subdivision all the time cause there are a lot of corners. they live a few houses down and always tear ass out of the driveway. one afternoon i was throwing the football around with a few buddies in the corner lot and i heard one coming... way fast for as many kids as there are in the area. so i wip the ball at his car and it hits his quarterpanel. he gets out all pissed and in my face about the cops and that's when i noticed the extreme pot smell. so we came to a little understanding that day. cause now we had something on each other. mine was way worse than his. so i said 'no cops, the next time you drive through here like that i'm gonna wrap my 9 iron around your head'. they have stopped all racing through the hood.
i could go on. those are the best.