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  • reggie0

    so I had this custodian job at this bowling alley and I was fixing holes in the bathroom when I saw this kid jerkin it in the bathroom talking to himself about not jerking it any more because most of the time something weird happenned.

    So hes jerkin it, and then these hippies come in, one with a bowling ball still in his hand. Next thing you know he rolls it under and its the kid whos jerkin it while taking a shit.

    The ball hits the porcellain breaking it into millions of pieces... then then whole bathroom flooded and then the whole bowling alley was next. Pieces of rope laden with man juice were floating all over the alley

    The kid that was jerkin it ran out with his pants down with a piece of porcelain stuck to his ass... it was hilarius.

    I quit that evening because just cause I didnt want to do all that work.

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