Cheap Cider
Cheap Cider
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I remember once going to watch Scotland play England at football, Hampden Park. Kilted out As true scotsman kilts with no pants, swallowing bottles of cheap cider at my mums house before we caught the train through to Glasgow. Anyway my mum had just got this brand new beige suit and my mate,( let's not embarrass him) by calling him,say, Colin Watson, farted so loud that my mum thought someone had knocked on the front door. When he stood up to leave he'd left a huge riptide skidmark on my mothers new beige suit. dirty bastard., my mums still hasn't got rid of that stain properly, even Mr Muscles winae shift it. Cider. It brill