staff parties!
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"Haircut day" for my boss usually turns into a pretty wild party when we get a call back at the office to come and get him after the stylist has already brought him several martinis during his haircut.
A few of us from the office head over there to find an extremely drunk boss who wants to start partying. We help him to the car....
He then insists on going to the strip club. Once we've been kicked out of there we carry him to the car and he talks us into going on to the next bar where he proceeds to drink up all their vodka. They ask us to leave, and it's on to the next bar.
Throughout this time, my coworkers dissappear 1 by 1, leaving me to cart around my inhumanly intoxicated boss.
After managing to keep him out of fights with ridiculous odds aal night we arive at a bar with all junior "cops in training" as bouncers. I pay to get in and am not allowed because my pants are too baggy.
I then turn around to see some juice monkey with a badge printed on his shirt flying through the air with ny boss in the Full Nelson. The junior cop then proceeds to bash my boss' head into the ground. Nice.
I am immediately slammed up against a wall and held by two junior fuks.
We wait there for their seargent so my boss can fille a complaint. Upon arrival, the seagent says to my bos,"looks like you got beat the fuck up, son" and then writes my boss a ticket for some shit then gives me one for having a pocket knife.
To Protect and to serve you an ass whippin'
Cops are great.