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- jox0
Ohh, now I'm UPSET!
If I ever find the person who crafted the battery for my PDA, I will eat his kids and throw his wife down a cliff. And then, I'm going to attach him to a traffic light and connect his penis to a device that has equal amounts of power as 32 nuclear facilities, and then the device to the traffic light - so when the light turns green, his cock is going to be so electrocuted that the contains of it will, under a millisecond, spread around his body and create a pressure up his head so it explodes. Then I'm going to write to his family (the ones that are alive) and tell them that he died because his penis exploded in his head.
Why? you say. MY PDA HAS A FUCKING STAND-BY TIME OF 20 MINUTES! IF I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH THE SCREEN SO IT GOES ON, IT REDUCES IT TO 10 MINUTES!!!