blog
blog
Out of context: Reply #304
- Started
- Last post
- 75,662 Responses
- grayhood0
had a cheese burger for lunch, asked for it rare and it came back thrice dead. i had to order two sides of mayo and go through half a bottle of kectup in a vain attempt to rehydrate the meat. upon returning from lunch i setteled in to the worst case of hiccups in recent memory. for the last three hours i have been listening to tom waits, because i hear he is a relible hiccup cure, but to no avail. i pray this affliction will pass soon, before my coworks lynch me. i am not sure why but i have a desire to crack open a cadbury egg and eat only the yellow part of the filling then throw the rest in the trash. waste makes me sad.