April fools

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  • mg330

    Since I always carry around a squeeze bottle of fake blood, at work I squirted drops of blood all over the floor leading into a bathroom stall, and as it got closer I just really let loose. It looked like that scene in The Shining.
    So I sat on the commode and waited until the next coworker came in, I heard him go "Ohhh" and walked towards the stall.
    And there's me sitting there with my pants around my ankles reading the Wall Street Journal.

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