IceLand
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iceland was cool when i went there, but here is what i noticed.
1) Everything smells like shit. The water you bathe in, brush your teeth with, drink, it all smells like a huge pile of pony pucky. Reason being is the volcanic activity or whatever with the hot springs.
2) Woman there aren't that attractive. Most are pretty ovewr weight. Reason being: Everyone in Iceland eats this shit called Skyr. Everyone who spoke english there called it 'white cheese' and that shit is sick. Its like really un sweet yogurt/sour cream. Anyhow, all they eat is fucking dairy, at least in the week i was there all i saw was overweight bitches...and i like mine nice and skiny.
3) If your going, and your from the city, you best be staying in Reykjvik (or however you fucking spell it). I went int the country for like 5 days, and it sucks. The first day wasn't bad, but by the 3rd, you've seen soo many waterfalls, and valcanoes, and all that shit that it honestly isnt anything special anymore.
That was pretty much all the bad stuff. I do want to go back when i get the time and enjoy the city a little more. There was some cool stuff there too. I would recomend Sweden or denmark...its expensive as fuck to live there, but I loved it.