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My mate just sent me a funny story.
i'll tell you a story that will cheer you up........ this is true.
October 2002. i had just finished my cold turkey and i was impatient to start earning money and get my life back. i had a great sales job lined up with a company car etc, but i wasnt due to start work for a month.
i decided to do a couple of weeks work for my mate in stratford, so i could earn enough money to party a little and get some new threads, including a new suit.
Matt gave me a job as the Night Manager at a big hotel in the centre of Birmingham. I was just filling in for 2 weeks while the guy was on holiday. It meant living in one of the hotel rooms, starting work at 11pm every night and finishing at 7am. my job was to clean the conference rooms, serve drinks to guests (in england, a hotel guest is legally allowed to be served with alcohol 24 hours a day), prepare the breakfast trays and make the early morning wake up calls. in short, it was a piece of piss. i spent about 2 hours doing the jobs, then sat around thinking about sex for the rest of the night.
one saturday night i was at the front desk, just fucking about on the computer. these 3 women walked in. one was about 50 years old and the other 2 were about 30. all of them were quite fat and quite ugly, but dressed up in evening gowns and heels and everything. all of them were drunk. they asked me to get them some drinks.
we were talking, they were messing about with me, telling jokes etc. one of the younger ones asked for another drink. the older woman told her not to be so stupid as she had a bottle of vodka and some coke in her room.
the younger one agreed that it would be cheaper to drink upstairs. on her way out of the bar, she called out to me and said she'd bring me a drink down from her room. i just thought "whatever".
about 1/2 an hour later, she comes down on her own with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of coke. sits down in the bar and invites me to join her for a drink.
of course, im bored out my mind, i have a drink with her. she is pretty much begging me to kiss her. she has obviously not been getting serviced. i find out she's married with 2 kids.
after an hour of posturing, i kissed and asked her what we were going to do. she plays all dumb, so i spell it out for her. "are we going upstairs then? i have the perfect place".
she agrees eventually, and i take her upstairs into one of the conference rooms.
as soon as we get in there i pull up her dress from behind, bend her over the conference table and start banging the shit out of her, without so much as a kiss or a word. i was smacking the shit out of her arse and she was telling me she'd been naughty etc etc.
when id finished (i had no regard for her pleasure) i pulled up my trousers and told her she had to go now.
i literally locked the door, told her i had work to do and said goodbye.
i honestly believe i can have sex without any emotional reaction.