1x toilet paper
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- zeroblade0
actually there was a flash done on it. was actually hoping that one of you folks would link it.
basically the optimization follows these steps:
1- Take the paper and fold into 4 equal parts. Make sure you flatten the edges till it's a little hard.
2- Carefully tear a 1 cm quarter circle at the corner where the center of the paper would be. Take the triangular corner piece and place at a safe place.
3- Stick your finger through the center hole. You should use either the index or the middle finger.
4- Wipe in a clockwise direction (or anti-clockwise, depending on your hemisphere). Ensure that nothing is left on the surface.
5- Once you are done with step4, wrap the holed area using the other hand, and carefully slide your finger out while applying friction to ensure the poop stays on the papyrus.
6- Dispose the used holey paper.
7- Take out the triangular piece.
8- Use that to clean in between your nails (the part where step 5 would have missed).
There you have it folks! Toilet Paper Optimization!