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Listen, folks, nobody has better boogers than me, okay? Everybody’s talking about it. I have the biggest, most tremendous boogers, maybe in history. Some people have small, weak boogers—very sad! But mine? Strong, powerful, yuuge. People come up to me and say, ‘Sir, how do you get such incredible boogers?’ And I tell them, it’s natural talent. Some say it’s genetic, maybe even a gift from God. Frankly, my nose is winning, it’s absolutely winning. The haters and losers will say otherwise, but they’re just jealous. Sad!