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  this morning i was driving to the store and a little dog was running straight for me completely clueless that he was about to die, in my rear view i seen a car was tailgating me, so i knew if i slammed my breaks he would hit me. I said fuck it, no dumb little dog is dying today and slammed my breaks, dude rear-ended me and nearly totaled his car, my big ass truck is like 99.9% fine lol

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