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    I was by myself on my mom’s back porch about an hour ago. I was smoking a little weed and normally when I do that I’m off the porch wandering her property... pretty happy that I wasn’t tonight and was simply standing on her raised porch:

    A Momma Moose and her 2 calves stampeded into the backyard... then stopped and proceeded to eat the leaves off a tree a mere 15 feet from me for the next 30 mins.

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    • Woaahhh ❤OBBTKN
    • start up the BBQAQUTE
    • <^OBBTKN
    • Haha!!PonyBoy
    • Washington? Maine?_niko
    • AlaskaPonyBoy
    • Did you blow the weed smoke in their face like you did to your college pet?canoe
    • sweet!YakuZoku
    • And what better way to keep a mother moose calm than blasting a 4000 lumen floodlightfuturefood
    • lol futurefood... I was paranoid but my step dad (who was pissed there wasn't a full grown bull) was the one who lit them up so we could see what had arrivedPonyBoy
    • It’s moose hunting season... a mere 3 weeks a year (what’s funny is we were out hunting 4+ hours only to see these fuckers show up at at the house)...PonyBoy
    • Nothing to kill tho (thank God)PonyBoy
    • Lol there’s a bigger moose? The one in the pic must be 6ft tall. I’m going to add this next to bears, on a list of animals you do not f#%k withfuturefood
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