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So I popped out to my local-to-work shop to pick up a couple of cans. As I leave I see a couple of useless-looking dickheads, one of whom is familiar - "Ahh, that moron who interrupted me at work one time, walking straight into to my studio without knocking, not picking the hint up that I was really busy and it wasn't a good time and was sullen, borderline incoherent and just a useless stoner (and this is me saying this)". I ignore him, he ignores me, I pass by and go to the shop.
When I get there, it has been covered in spray paint - but weirdly so, like at 40% coverage. Aghast, I ask the lady if the place had been hit by taggers and she laughs and says "no, I asked some local kids to spray the shutters.." at which point I know exactly what's happened "but they didn't cover the windows or the door, so half the spray paint came through the perforations and..." Yeah, I got the picture. I tssk and shake my head, we have a wee chat and I offer her some solvent alcohol I have to clean it. She responds "actually the girl felt terrible so she's gone to get some stuff and will be back later to clean it up." Well, that's good at least. She peers out the window and goes "Oh, here they are now!", and of course, it was stupid fuckwit useless stoner and his girlfriend.
What a fucking moron.
The shop next door has the same sort of shutters, which were down, and it is So Fucking Obvious that'd be a problem. Fucking moron.
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Welcome to my life Nairn.
I have to interact with those folk - a lot.PhanLo - Post pics of the finished shutter. For a laugh. Had a guy hang out all day on saturday chatting about his painting he was going to do, smoking weed, loads of...PhanLo
- ...beers, think he even had some shrooms at one point, he was there all saturday and the jam happened on the sunday. He never appeared, peaked too early.PhanLo
- I can only imagine they were 15? When you say stoner, that gives the picture that they're still in high school.canoe
- early 20's, but there's folk in their 30's and 40's that are the same. Alternate reality stuff.PhanLo
- Oh God no, this kid's mid-late twenties.Nairn
- A late-stage capitalism western manchildNairn
- lol, Phanlo knows :)Nairn
- I really like your stories Nairn, always good observations. I reckon as a teenager I'd have sprayed everything too, but have so much masking tape now. :-)PhanLo
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