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    Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clarts

    Let me tell you a story about a mate of mine
    You'll have to bear with me I've had a bottle of wine
    His name's Adam Hussain and he's really alright
    He shagged a mongo in his car, late one night

    It was some time back in late '83
    Benny Blanco was his name and he came round to tea
    He made his excuses and went to the bog
    Xain found him outside, shagging the dog
    He's never been the same since that summer's day
    He lost his fuk'n head and thought he was gay
    We soon brought him round with a big fat blunt
    Then we showed him some pictures of a dripping c*nt

    Dunlop. Greenflash. 13.99.
    Dunlop. Greenflash.
    They calls it LSD and it's fuk'n wicked man

    If you need your fix, you know where to go
    Get on the phone to Benny Blanco
    He doesn't mind, even when he's with a whore
    He's the 'Port's drug ambassador

    He'll deliver to you, within the hour
    In his Patrick shell suit, sometimes with a flower
    In his collar, he looks fuk'n dollar
    and his eyes are quite similar to the Ayatollah

    I first met Hussain whilst p**sed on a train
    He was off to Heathrow to catch a fuk'n plane
    I think he had a connection to organise the draw
    Cos he gave me three ounces and a photo of Roger Moore

    He told me a story about a bird he shagged
    He took for a spin in a car he blagged
    They pulled into a lay-by and started getting busy
    He ripped off her pants and covered her in c*nt jizzy

    She said to him, "you really make me hot,
    i don't even mind about the cock rot!"
    So he seized his chance and took a tricky brown
    But it all went pear-shaped when he took a look down

    There were loads of skid marks all over his seat
    They were white leather so they'd be there for weeks
    He blagged the car from his cousin in Aberdare
    And when he gave it back there was sh*t everywhere

    There may be an element of truth there, right? Er, but most of it, it.. it... it's fcuking lies. I swear to god, I never done nothing like that before

    Yous fcukings knows it. I am a fcuking robot. Is ams froms outers spaces. Is ams froms jus-pis-ters.

    Went to pick a man up in my fuk'n car
    There's a rave up in Wentwood, It's not very far
    We've got drugs and lager, we've been to the Spar
    House, techno, acid - there's even a bar

    Adam got fuk'd up, off his head on pills
    He got on the podium to show us his skills
    He dropped his can of lager and slipped in the mess
    And ripped down this fuk'n minging birds dress

    This minging bird said, "You make me cringe"
    Hussain' shoved his fingers up her minge
    He said, "My beer goggles are on but you're quite smart"
    "Come back to my place you fuk'n tart!"

    She kicked him in the bollocks and punched him the eye
    He said, "you still haven't given me a fuk'n reply"
    She said, "You'll never get me back to your place."
    So Adam pinned her down and shot his man fat in her face

    When I first met Benny Blanco he sold me the blow
    After bingo at the community disco
    He fingered, two mingers,
    And was making girls sniff his fingers
    Smoked bongs and drank Strongbow
    Went for a drive and shagged a mongo
    He's been bad, since the day he was born
    And he's got a huge collection of dog porn

    That fuk'n sh*t about shagging a mongo, that's not true, right? Are you trying to frame me, or something? Let me kick some fuk'n sh*t to you now, right guys...

    Some of it's lies and some of it's the truth
    I'm Benny Blanco and you got no proof
    The dog porn sh*t? It's all propaganda
    Although I seen some sick sh*t with an electric sander
    And a girl in a bikini called Miranda
    Giving it to a sh*tty dog, seal and a panda

    Went in HMV, to buy a DVD
    Of some oral sex - beastiality
    I couldn't get any, I was feeling quite forlorn
    Until I found this tape of dog porn

    When I got it home, it weren't my cup of tea
    But Eggsie had to have a w4nk cos it was free
    So call it the truth, so call it slander
    But I don't give a fuk cos I'm drinking Moet Chandon
    I starred in a cock film called Black Mamba

    And I feels like Sean Connery that film, er, Highlander
    I'm Adam Hussain, alright? If you thinks I been shagging fuk'n animals, you'd be mistaken, like. But if you fuk'n thinks I have, I'll fuk'n shag you with that metal pig outside the market.

    Do... Do you read me over. I am a robot. You fuk'n obey bastard prick. Errr

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