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    Also, does anyone else quite fancy the Temu ad lady?

    I don't know what it is but I cannot get enough of her being all bouncy and full of joy.

    I want to live in her happy world. A place where people jump enthusiastically to turn round and talk to the person behind them.

    A place where you can randomly prod your finger at your phone and your face lights up, and your hair blows about.

    A place where you are so pleased with your $9 dress that you stand in front of a full length mirror and dance like you have just heard music for the first time, and it's made your body go all jiggly.

    A place where decision making is simplified down to "I like it, yep, it's mine" because the prices drive you out of your mind.

    Oh Temu, I don't want to buy any of your horrific cheap shite, but can we cuddle?

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