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  • BusterBoy11

    My fuckknuckle brother wants to put a "spinning 3D logo" onto the home page of our new venture.

    According to him "we're not like all the other sites...we need to have some degree of pizazz."

    HELP!

    • https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
    • 1997 internet is so hot right nowautoflavour
    • https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
    • You deserve it for ignoring the number one rule in this industry... "NEVER, ever, work with or for friends or family"OBBTKN
    • Good luck!!OBBTKN
    • Been doing it for a LOOOONG time. It's OK...but can be extremely challenging...and tiring at times.BusterBoy
    • Would he like the dancing Spider Man gif on there, too?
      https://media.tenor.…
      Continuity
    • lol Buster. Your updates regarding your partnership with your brother have been quite entertaining.hotroddy
    • please share the website once you're done killing him.hotroddy
    • i mean i could be kinda edgy.milfhunter
    • i hate it when clients want "something whizzy" on a website because they can. they always look bemused when i ask them if it will help or hinder the message...hans_glib
    • I mean, he's used the word 'pizazz'. Is it too late to dissolve the partnership (and family ties)?Wolfboy
    • yeah man, fuck mainstream, go all pizazzy. Dont forget adding some shineBeeswax
    • Just do it. Bring that shit back.monospaced
    • I get asked to do a spinning logo more times than you'd think.PhanLo
    • Clients are idiots, always idiots. One is always working for idiots. This is the life you chose.jagara
    • just go for one of those nice geometric animations in the background that were posted here recently, keep it subtle and yet may satisfy his desire for 'pizazz'fadein11
    • You could make it work in a dismagazine type of way.palimpsest
    • your lack of imagination is what makes this funny, hire somebody who can do the actual job nicely, and doesn't wastes time to whine about it.
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    • show him revolution slidercanoe
    • https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
    • I think the only two HTML tags you'll ever need for this project are <blink> and <marquee>. Wow him with *that* pizzazz.Continuity
    • Do it with style https://spline.desig…shapesalad
    • I kind of agree with sted.monospaced
    • Could be cool, maybe just talk him into a different kind of animation. Activated logos are back!slappy

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