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    Speaking of mustaches...

    Back in the 90s my crazy asian girlfriend decided to cut off her hair one night when we were hanging out with my best friend. Naturally, I decided to pull out the glue gun and make myself a Fu Manchu mustache that fell to my clavicle (it only stung a little, twice). Seeing that it stuck, homie did the same. Then the three of us headed out into the night. We took a cab to our destination, when the driver tried to make small talk my mythomaniac girl told the driver we didn't speak the language (it was a surprise to us all). The driver was dead silent while we were laughing our asses off during the whole ride. We were all completely sober. Good times!

    • damn thought you said nymphomaniac and we were going to get the second volume of "so I'm dating a pro" but funny story none the less :)_niko
    • ^ LOLContinuity
    • LOL.
      Even I have limits.
      palimpsest

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