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  • scarabin7

    Good news, i’m not gonna die! My doc is going with the monster fart theory. Apparently my guts are haunted by the ghost of pizzas past and i read too much on the internet.

    All she could find was ketones in my pee ‘cause i don’t eat and drink like a normal person.

    What a relief. I now return you to topics not involving my intestines.

    • When I was about 16 I HAD to ask to leave class and go home because I had the most violent somtach ache. 15 mins later, walking across the runway, I farted..Nairn
    • ..and had the most religious healing experience. Bonus, left school early, learned how easy it was to bunk.Nairn
    • ehehe so you just have to drink more water. Not sodas or carbonated or any other shit but clear proper water.
      ********
    • You should still get morphine.. just incase :)futurefood
    • Yeah, i need one of them deep soul farts. And some morphine.scarabin
    • Drinking water nowscarabin
    • You are beginning to worry me, lol.

      I'm going to have to start writing recipes in "Food", since you neither eat nor drink correctly.
      OBBTKN

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