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• scarabin3

  Google home sucks so hard.

  Me: “snack time.” (command is supposed to turn on the kitchen lights for ten minutes)

  Google: “according to website.com, snacks were invented by alexander snackington in 1812 after a late night card game when...”

  Me, still in the dark with a bag of grated cheese: “holy shit, shut the fuck up”

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  • Siri can suck my balls too. So useles.monospaced
  • Nobody needs smart homes. They are not smart. They are unnecessary. Use light switches like a human.jagara
  • I fixed it by adding motion detectors all over the house that turn lights on and off for mescarabin
  • Those, on the other hand, are smart! They save power.jagara

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