Joke of the Day
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The Russian army is marching into Finland
They hear a faint voice from the other side of a snowbank: One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers.
The Russain general sends 10 soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet.
The voice then whispers, one Finnish soldier is better than 100 Russian soldiers. The Russian general sends 100 Russian soldiers.
There is more gunfire and then silence. The voice speaks up again and says one Finnish soldier is better than 1000 Russian soldiers.
The Russian general then sends 1000 Russian soldiers. There is a lot of gunfire and then silence.
Soon after a bloodied Russian soldier crawls over the snowbank and screams his last breath: GENERAL! do not send more troops! it's a trap! there are two Finnish soldiers!