UK is Fucked

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    • God help us if they are black, Shape will threaten to leave QBN again.fadein11
    • For John Lewis it would be better if they made a more middle class version with a dad returning home, kissing his wife and daughter, then walking to the kitchenPhanLo
    • final demand emails on his phone beeping away, his face visibly strained as a single tear rolls down his face showing the toll the financial strain has taken onPhanLo
    • him. He grabs the largest kitchen knife and the xmas music really kicks in and he rushes into the living room where blood curdling screams are quickly drownedPhanLo
    • out by 'jingle bells'. Then silence as he returns to the kitchen and turns the gas cooker on. His face and clothes awash with blood. The music returns and thePhanLo
    • camera pulls away from the house, neighbours twitching curtains, sirens in the distance and B O O M

      The End      PhanLo
    • These sort of vibes https://www.theguard…PhanLo
    • Lucky! They have a spitGnash
    • Lol guyssrhadden
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