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    I just fucked up.

    I thought I'd leave work early today so I could have a gander around the locality before I go and pick up my daughter and noticed a new burrito place had opened up. I fucking love burritos. Went in to get a flyer/menu and see what it's like. Friendly, family-run sorta place - they offer me samples which I turn down because "no, no, no - I'm not hungry", but I promise I'll be back, which I expect they don't believe.

    I leave, walk across the street and immediately turn around again, go back in, order a burrito because actually I've only eaten a shitty egg sandwich all day.

    They've just opened up this last Saturday, so are keen to make a good impression. The burrito they made was fucking massive and over-stuffed and I very stupidly ate every last morsel on the way home.

    I'm now off to pick my daughter up, then come back and start making dinner and I in no way whatsoever have any interest in food at all - no cooking, no eating. Fucking d'oh.

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    • if daughter liked spicy food, the solution would be obvious, but the selfish little fuck turns her nose up at even the suggestion of chili. the cunt.Nairn
    • To the orphanage with her.Continuity
    • Omelette and yogourt. Tell her to beat the eggs and make them in the pan, while you puke in the bathroom?OBBTKN
    • Quick and easy!OBBTKN
    • fantastic story
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    • I just don't get burrito's.. that thin bread and medley of ingredients, a simple 4 ingredient Jambon Beurre is #1 in my world.shapesalad
    • What are the 4 ingredients in a jambon beurre?palimpsest
    • Comparing a gay Jambon Beurre to a burrito is straight up stupid
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    • Burritos are the perfect food. Fact.scarabin
    • How can someone not “get” a burrito. They’re perfect.monospaced
    • the shitty egg sandwich started the fuck up..;)neverscared
    • Damn, this story did not deliver
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    • lol.. that story did not end who I was anticipating. there was a distinct lack of Explosive diarrhoea and public humiliationautoflavour
    • also Burritos are perfection .. I dispute your claims Shapesaladautoflavour
    • I once made the mistake of ordering a burrito from a place run by a Sri-lankan dude. I had been building up my heat game for moths so I cockily told him to make_niko
    • ...it as hot as he possibly could. He literally chuckled. worst mistake of my life. I don't know what ancestral volcano he pulled the sauce out of but it must.._niko
    • ...have been a billion on the scoville scale. He literally stared at me the whole time with a giant smile on his moustachioed face while I took bite after tortu_niko
    • ...torturous bite, trying my best to be much man but whimpering like a little girl while sweat and tears streamed down my face. Don't even ask about the..._niko
    • ...tsar bomba "exit interview"_niko
    • one night drunk at a Mexican restaurant I went with DEATH SAUCE and ASS REAPER.. which in hindsight should have been the give away..autoflavour
    • in my drunken bravado I slathered it all over.. needless to say I couldn't finish my food, nor use a bathroom for a few days without searing painautoflavour
    • https://cdn.shopify.…autoflavour
    • it really should have been apparentautoflavour
    • I lolled around, sweating, with a fat stomach 'til I went to bed last night. Thing was HUGE. Partner cooked fish for dinner. All worked out ok in the end, nb.Nairn
    • El Loco Burrito? I just saw that place opened up. Aside from being huge, was it any good?BaskerviIle
    • it was ok-good. Not the best, far from the worst. They do two types of chicken and I think I got the wrong one. Another punter waxed lyrical about his.Nairn
    • Definitely worth a shot as it's very cheap - too cheap I think. Or, they make smaller portions. Will try pork next time. Just not two hours before dinner...Nairn
    • Thanks, will check it out...the key thing is its proximity!BaskerviIle
    • Oh yeah, so glad there're burritos nearby. There's some taco place opening down on green lanes too sometime soon-ishNairn
    • Baskerville - they do two types of meat. The ones based on their 'bbq' sauce aren't great.gonfor fajita. This should be obvious.Nairn
    • I'm going to be blunt with them about this. Just saying as I've just bought 2 to taste test. BBQ pork is.. not good. Very texmex and sweet.Nairn
    • It's a really odd choice of direction, especially for somewhere as pretenti... discerning as Crouch End. lolNairn
    • Just ate one at St Mary's church, listening to delicate mournful sevillanas guitar and singing in the graveyardNairn
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