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• scarabin-1

  OMG the last one XD

  Write 7 funny limericks about cats

  There once was a cat from Nantucket
  Who liked to drink wine from a bucket
  He got so drunk
  He often would hunk
  Over and puke in his kitty litter tray

  There once was a cat who ate a rat
  That gave him a terrible tummy ache
  He cried and he moaned
  For he knew he'd be groaning
  Till he finally shit out the rat

  There once was a cat who was so fat
  She got stuck in a hole in the mat
  She yowled and she hissed
  Till she finally was freed
  By the fireman with the big hat

  There once was a cat who was blind
  Who thought he could fly
  He jumped off the roof
  And landed in poof
  Of a big pile of catnip he'd find

  There once was a cat who was mean
  Who scratched up all the furniture
  The owner got mad
  And threw him out bad
  Into the street where he was seen

  There once was a cat with no tail
  Who thought he was quite the hot male
  But all the girls hissed
  When they saw that he'd pissed
  All over his hind legs and tail

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  • woops, wrong threadscarabin
  • Wait, it says he has no tail, how'd he piss on his tail?Akagiyama
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