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- BusterBoy19
My brother goes to a gym that is part of one of the fancier hotels here...then each morning ventures down to the lobby area where you can lounge around and order coffee. Usually served by the same girl...lovely Filipino lass.
He goes there a few weeks back...sits down for his coffee. In walked one of the country's wealthiest men...sits down and asks the waitress if he can have some eggs and bacon. She politely tells the man that they don't serve breakfast in the lounge and that he'd need to go to the restaurant area...still inside the hotel.
Wealthy man then loses it...starts screaming at the waitress storming out. "You'll hear more about this" bla bla...to the poor girl who's probably on $20 an hour. She's in tears so my brother has a bit of a chat to her and calms her down.
Brother thinks "fuck you wealthy cunt"...so later that day calls up the hotel and asks to speak to this man...surprisingly they put him through to his room and he picks up the phone.
He says to the man "it's John Smith from Daniel Andrews office here (he's our state Premier). We hear you're in town and Mr Andrews is very interested in catching up with you".
Wealthy cunt is super interested...asks when and where. Brother responds with "If you could come to the government offices at [insert address here], at 3pm tomorrow, the Premier would like to meet with you."
And it's agreed. Wealthy cunt says he'll be there!! Not certain what happened next, but hoping he turned up and was laughed out of the building.
- classoey_oey
- Lol! Awesome!sab
- well played!inteliboy
- Hahaha brilliant, I hope you can tell the server lass.BuddhaHat
- haha brilliant!microkorg
- +1 for calling himself "John Smith"SimonFFM
- Did he smash tho?palimpsest
- Pinays can be real firecrackers. Luv 'em.********
- nicemilfhunter
- and now your brother is dating the server . the end.Krassy
- Server moonlights as a pro, story continues..._niko