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Viewed a house on Monday that smelt like summer garbage and had pet rabbits running free and shitting all over it. Nearly stood on one while wearing heavy boots after a cat chased it under my foot. Tennants had torn down some wallpaper since the brochure photos were taken revealing mould and there was even just an open box of rotting food sitting in the kitchen (a refreshing change to the usual loaf baking in the oven). In fact, it had the full hippy shebang, didgeridoo, motivational printed canvases, full wall forest wall prints...
Walked out of there laughing my head off at the state of it but if they're trying to deter a sale then they've underestimated how much pleasure tearing up and relegating all that hippy detritus to a skip would give me.. TBH I'm more concerned with checking the building control on some RSJs from an old renovation and the roof.
Still no offers after 2 days of viewing so waiting for the agents to phone me back now to put in a silly low one then potentially spunking a few grand on structural engineers and solicitors to find out if i actually want to buy it. Fucking hippies!
- I took a lot of pleasure relegating that hippy detritus to a skip too...Nairn
- hahaha, did actually think 'can i use that word on qbn?'. too soon?kingsteven
- :D
My fault for using such a discrete term.
EV-E-RY I read it somewhere my brain pauses and does a little double-take. so annoying!Nairn - Well ffs maybe I'd like to read qbn without thinking about oatcakes? :Dkingsteven
- I remember going to see a house that smelled like wine sick. Really sweet bile/vomit. Reckon the dude was on some mad daytime drinking spew vibesPhanLo
- imagining it was this guy https://imgur.com/Tv…
i'm expecting a full dirty protest waiting for me if i get itkingsteven