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    There was a young girl of Madras
    Who had a magnificent ass.
    Not rounded and pink
    As you'll probably think,
    But had long ears, was grey and ate
    grass.

    ***

    A farmer once called his cow Zephyr.
    She seemed such an amiable hephyr.
    When the farmer drew near
    She kicked off his ear,
    Which made him considerably dephyr.

    • 1964.shapesalad
    • A boy stood on the burning deck...BusterBoy
    • These are from a student ‘rag’ (magazine) from 1964.shapesalad
    • There was a boy called Hayoth
      Who used to be a miserable goth
      He took a red pill
      And nows he's a cunt.
      face_melter
    • There was a shambling clown called i_was
      Who had no hair on his sack
      His ma sucked his cock
      Through a dirty old sock
      And his spunk came out all black
      face_melter

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