Conspiracy of the day

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    Donald Trump found a time machine (probably stole it from someone and had them killed) and then was like, "how can I use this to make myself more rich and more powerful?"

    But then he's so shallow and television-focused that he just ended up thinking the best way to do it was what that Biff guy did in Back To The Future 2 so he copied that. He saw that movie in the afternoon and was like, "yes, a hot-tub at the top of a casino with two women in it and we can all watch TV together." He rewinds the movie and gets out a notepad.

    The rest is history.

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