Conspiracy of the day
Conspiracy of the day
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- Nairn0
Each of the Starlink satellites has a complex array of radiation-hardened FPGAs that are able to be tasked for mining les cryptos using solar energy unencumbered by atmospheric interference.
In the not-too distant future, utilising free energy and a hundred bajillion satellites, The Musk is able to wrangle a 50.5% calculation stake and take over Bitcoin, becoming de facto emperor of three worlds - Earth, The Internet & Mars.
His first decree as Lord Elect Notwithstanding is that all humans, no matter what language, start speaking with a South African accent.
#2028
- 'Gang bangers, you gotta luv 'em'Morning_star
- If there's only one thing that should usefully come from this post, it's that he should henceforth always be referred to as
"The Musk". That's all I ask.Nairn - I can live with that.MondoMorphic
- Actually, fuckit - 1st Gen are all FPGAs, 5th Gen are trinary-resonanced quasi-harmonic quantum arrays utilising inverse gammas for hard arbitration.Nairn
- I’m all for the SA accentGnash
- Good, because everyone across tens of millions of stars across ten million years of time will be speaking with one.Nairn
- Just imagine Lynch's Dune with a hard 70s era Saffa accent.Nairn
- district 9 here we comerenderedred
- musk should make a real deposit upfront for removing the trash after a decade from our orbit!api