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brilliant!!
as for stitching someone up.... i did once send a mate a letter from the STD clinic telling him to come in urgently as a patient had named him as a previous partner.
i put a direct line to a phone in the office that was never used. so when it rung i knew it would be him. so i put on my best pakistani doctor voice and he fell right into it.. until i burst out laffing after telling him "you must come in soon, soon, we think you're little winker may be infected, have you recently been taking it up the kyber pass?", he went mental. (he had shaved my eyebrow off the night before my best mate's wedding mind), and called me back saying it was a brilliant stitch up.
even better.. his missus ws a nurse and worked in the GUM dept. and even better still... his mum had opened the letter and phoned him in work!!! rofl
forgive but never forget!!