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    How can I secretly fuck my iMac up? I wanna new machine and getting it approved at work is always a ballache of disappointment and red tape. I think 8yrs is long enough for this baby and is starting to get sloooow. I need to make it a write off.

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    • Pee on it and say it was a stray dogNBQ00
    • Download a fan-control app and leave your fans on highest speedGnash
    • burn your house down?ESKEMA
    • Juts install "Big Sur" problem solved.utopian
    • Gaia's frowning on you, man.
      Just straight up with them - surely your IT dept wants to play with an M1 for a day or so before handing it over?      Nairn
    • Not sure what your original iMac cost, but assuming it was even £2k that's only £250 a year. That seems like a paltry investment for a creative department.Nairn
    • Start a massive 4k after effects render before you leave Friday, it'll be fried by the time you get back to work on Monday.zarkonite
    • Relax, it was a joke. I wouldn't really be so wasteful. My mac was particularly slow when writing that. TBH I am waiting for the new iMac before asking.Hayzilla
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