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  • PonyBoy1

    I've been drinking these 12oz. cans of black tea all day... so lemony good... 5 calories a can... grab one... shake it hard... pop and drink.

    I've had about 6... maybe 7 since 10am this morning... probably too much but fuck I just wanted one more. Headed into the kitchen and my phone rings.

    "Hi, babe... I'm good.. you?" I said as I reached into the fridge not bothering to look as I was focused on my wife. "7:15 works... pick you up out back?" I asked as I proceeded to shake the utter fuck out of a 12oz. can of DIET COKE... "Cool... see you then.. love you!!!"

    *pop!!!...

    • *homer open beer scene*Bennn
    • ahahahah :D
      take a break sometimes and drink something else for a week or so.
      sted
    • thats a lot of cafeineinteliboy

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