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    What would you do if you got $500,000 tomorrow?

    • Keep 100k for, you know, stuff, 100k for a rainy day, and 300k in investments.Continuity
    • And by 'stuff', I mean spending/walking around money.Continuity
    • Buy my small house in the north of Sweden, a copy of the recent Funhouse anniv. edition, invest, and spend my days painting and taking photos.face_melter
    • Finish paying of the mortgage, buy an elevated bush block close to the ocean, build a pimped get away shack.thumb_screws
    • I would invest in gold, convert a shitload to £ and go try to get my EU national id card in Dublin. Then go back to Cardiff to live with my missus.cherub
    • i'd sleep on it. literally.pango
    • build a properly spec'd rehearsal facility in belfast, buy a house somewhere remote on the coast in the free state.kingsteven
    • Apply for portugese NHR tax scheme with the view of permanently relocating there. https://www.globalci…shapesalad
    • And consider the portugese Golden Visa option too.shapesalad
    • Bunch of cocaine & hookersNBQ00
    • buy lots of tiramisuneverscared
    • pay off debt, buy the house I'm living in and then continue paying off debtmekk
    • buy an awesome house, blow 10k on a holiday, retire early and live off the rent moneyProjectile
    • give away half to family and friends, do lots of drugs and build a bangin' recording studio.renderedred
    • Retirejtb26
    • Payoff the house, get the kiddo set up for college, invest the rest, and with the last few $ buy a really, really nice bike.skwiotsmith
    • 2 chicks at the same time man.Beeswax
    • Way to stay true to yourself Lawrencemisterhow
    • invest all of it.showpony
    • - pay my debt.
      - what about the rest?
      - the rest will wait
      zaq
    • Buy a farm in Portugal for < $80k. Spend $50k on renovations, interior design/furniture, equipment, used car. Live off land. Build workshop, make stuff 2 sell.shapesalad
    • Invest the rest in gold, bonds, index funds, property.shapesalad
    • with a decent piece of land in portugal, you'd need max $10k a year to live off for a decent lifestyle.shapesalad
    • https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
    • buy bitcoinESKEMA
    • build a ranch, go off grid, grow stuff and surf 8 hours a daymoldero
    • in MX of course, 500k wont get you shit statesidemoldero
    • Jump off a fucking clifffuturefood
    • ...with my new jet-powered rocket pantsfuturefood
    • lolmoldero
    • it's not that much money in a lot of places. unless you're willing to leave it all behind and go somewhere cheaper like shape salad said._niko
    • $500k gets you half a bungalow in Toronto. If I had $500k and no wife or kids i'd consider buying an air bnb or two or three on a greek island with a studio_niko
    • Post pics of me and my money on QBNsarahfailin
    • Pay off mortgage, buy a car, pay off my debts, maximum into my ISA. I think I'd have enough left to put a nice little studio in the garden.Wolfboy
    • move out of americacolin_s
    • 250k to a house downpayment, 200k into a broad index fund, and 50k to spend on watches, clothes and furniture.DaveO
    • Retirescarabin
    • Raise goatsscarabin
    • finish paying off my mortgage (which is close to done now anyhow) put a downpayment on a condo in Toronto for my kids...exador1
    • if not for Covid, I'd probably then take the family on a trip back to Nice... spend a few weeks chilling there...exador1
    • Fire all my clients, do art until I dieOBBTKN
    • Well, I know what I'd be doing tomorrow night, at least - having the best night's sleep for at least a decade.Nairn
    • Wonder why I'd need at least another $1,000,000 to able to buy a house in the overpriced holiday gulag in which I live.MrT
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