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    Also - last week I was 'bouncing' my kid to sleep one night. Was just about getting her there to sleep and couldn't help but quietly let out this absolute reeker - 15 seconds later my bairn's crying, me too, but with laughter.

    That one fart added an extra 20 minutes to her bed-time routine.

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    • I also farted in the kitchen as I cooked the other night and about 1.2s later my kid bumped her head into my ass. Poor wee lamb.Nairn
    • 43 years of age and still talking about farts.Nairn
    • You trying to subconsciously gas your kid to death?

      Sadist.      Continuity
    • My son is almost 3 and thinks farts are the funniest thing.monospaced
    • Nairn is 40 years older, and thinks the same.Continuity
    • Same with me.monospaced
    • Well, OK, I'd be a flagrant liar if I said the subject of farts didn't make me giggle, and I'm almost 47.Continuity
    • At 50 you will stop
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