Disaster Preparation?

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  • Nairn0

    I've got two Robert de Niro faced flesh lights and a shit load of batteries, so I should be fine for the occasional hate-wank after the apocalypse hits.

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    • They have poseable faces. By which I mean they remain entirely and singularly rubbery and consistent, as is the very epitome of de Niro's lack of range.Nairn
    • Still, it's amusing to pull up his cheeks into a morbid grimace after I've filled his mouth.

      OK, enough.      Nairn
    • I fucking hate de Niro.

      I hope he doesn't survive the apocalypse.      Nairn
    • Disaster Preparation:
      Ascertain whether de Niro has survived the apocalypse; if so - hunt down and kill.
      Then wank over corpse.      Nairn
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