Conspiracy of the day
Conspiracy of the day
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- Nairn2
The CIA has infiltrated the Apple manufacturing chain and has created exactly-similar Airpods which they've modified to contain the batteries in a piezo-electric cladding with one end sealed, the other end with a small shard embedded into it. When the correct instruction is sent, the piezo-tube instantly crushes the battery, destroying the internal seals which cause the battery to instantly overheat and explode, sending the shard down a specific trajectory along the ear canal where there's only soft flesh - no skull to get in the way as the projectiles evscerate the brain stem from both sides.
- My shower thought this morning.Nairn
- AND they stole that technology from huawei devices in the first place.uan
- This technology inside dental implants and cervical coils would be nightmarish.Doris_McSquirter
- Mind you, if you're the CIA and are interplacing loaded units into the supply chain, why not just use wee globs of C4?
I'd make a great spy.Nairn - They also infiltrated Durex manufacturing. They love dictators without dicks.Beeswax