Conspiracy of the day

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  • Nairn2

    The CIA has infiltrated the Apple manufacturing chain and has created exactly-similar Airpods which they've modified to contain the batteries in a piezo-electric cladding with one end sealed, the other end with a small shard embedded into it. When the correct instruction is sent, the piezo-tube instantly crushes the battery, destroying the internal seals which cause the battery to instantly overheat and explode, sending the shard down a specific trajectory along the ear canal where there's only soft flesh - no skull to get in the way as the projectiles evscerate the brain stem from both sides.

    • My shower thought this morning.Nairn
    • AND they stole that technology from huawei devices in the first place.uan
    • This technology inside dental implants and cervical coils would be nightmarish.Doris_McSquirter
    • Mind you, if you're the CIA and are interplacing loaded units into the supply chain, why not just use wee globs of C4?
      I'd make a great spy.
      Nairn
    • They also infiltrated Durex manufacturing. They love dictators without dicks.Beeswax

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