Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A man wanders down the street at 2am, cigarette and booze in hand. The police stop him and ask why he is outdoors. “I’m going to a lecture,” he says. The police ask what sort of lecture and he says: “It’s on smoking and drinking.” They ask who could be giving that sort of talk at that time of the night. The man breezes past and says: “My wife.”