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  • deadsperm1

    Back in the day claiming you had a partner was a code word for you getting it up the ass.
    Now so many of you go out of your way to avoid claiming you have a girlfriend, woman or baby momma that I wonder if there's transphobia behind your non-gendered definition of your "partner".

    • I'm unmarried, 40-something, and I'm a bit younger than the person I'm with, with whom we have a kid. She's not my wife, nor my girlfriend, so wtf is she?Nairn
    • Wait, are you suggesting that we get into pegging?Nairn
    • Your baby momma or your girlfriend.deadsperm
    • If your goal is to stay with her until your kid grows up then she's yo waif.
      #sorry
      deadsperm
    • If you like things raw then she yo woman.
      Don't come pussyfootin'.
      deadsperm
    • Now if yous talking "literally" like these milenials that's a whole new can of worms.deadsperm
    • In that case anything goes. Up is down and all that nonsense.deadsperm
    • wat?Nairn
    • Yes.deadsperm
    • hahahaNairn
    • @Nairn, why not call her your wife even though you're not legally marrieddorf
    • I haven't checked but I would assume the concept of wife predates the legal contract. And it sure as hell transcends it, so why call a deer a horse?deadsperm
    • @dorf - mainly the looks my partner's given me whenever I've tried that in front of her...Nairn
    • Maybe we're all taking it in the ass, you don't know.
      ********
    • It would be silly of me to assume you aren't.deadsperm
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