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    so i crushed the being of a small sentient creature, again, this week. brutally, but efficiently, with one hefty plunge of a brick.

    I've often thought over the years - surely the best way to be executed is to just have some huge mass suddenly drop on you and crush the ever-living shit out of every last organ? Like, getting shot or getting beheaded comes with a few seconds of dreadfully-inconceivable pained consciousness before the action and the demise. No, fuck that.

    There was a scene in Beyond The Blue Lagoon (two?) where a big ass lump of stone is dropped on the skull of someone, as a sacrifice. It struck me as a teen, watching it. Horrifying, but very quick and certain.

    It's like the perfect way to be killed by some cunt. There you are, and there you're not.

    Just suggesting this, in case the post coronavirus days get particularly bad, and any of you end up becoming city-state warlords needing to off awkward aspects of your populace.

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    • *between not *before the demiseNairn
    • to the downvoter - may i ask how you'd prefer to execute someone, should you need to? I think this is worth a note-heavy discussion.Nairn
    • You could go with drugs, of course. But there's not much capacity for public spectacle, when needing to make An Example.Nairn
    • Or perhaps you desire that short so long-lingering moment of hateful reflection?Nairn
    • If that be the case, invest in life-preserving mechanisms and keep a decapitated head alive for years, centuries, cognizant but entirely impotent.Nairn
    • you need to monetize your recently discovered bloodlust, Nairn... :P
      https://etsy.me/2LMH…      PonyBoy
    • Donwvoters not ready for new world disorder.Nairn
    • Donwvoters being Welsh for Downvoters, obviously.Nairn
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