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    the spuds I just found in the cupboard seem to have mutated,
    this is what happens when left to cope on my own...

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    • You're lucky they grew and didn't rot in a sealed bag, which then pops because of gas build up, resulting in The Worst Smell You Can Imagine.Nairn
    • This is how virus’s start.Gnash
    • I shall wait for the knock on the door from the anti-viral investigation squadGardener
    • Plant them in your garden... Near to your horseOBBTKN
    • DON'T put them in your garden. I made that mistake a couple of years back and we ended up with an entire corner covered in the cunts. Worse than weeds!Nairn
    • Same with fucking parsley. It pains me, because potatoes and parsley are two of my favourite things...Nairn
    • What's the con Nairn? Free potatoes for ever! ;)OBBTKN
    • And, lucky you... I've tried for years to get parsley in our garden, and it's imposible, same with thyme and oreganoOBBTKN
    • huh, that's weird - Thyme, Parsley and Potatoes grow like weeds in our shitty garden. Potatoes grow well in cyprus, so it's not a temp. problem. Soil type?Nairn
    • And for me, there was no con - the parsley especially was wonderful. To my partner's aesthetic taste though, things weren't so good! Flowers better...Nairn
    • You could plant those and get new potatoes ;)zarkonite
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