Rat. Kill.

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    Kill.

    Big bucket of water full to the brim.
    A lid that covers the whole bucket
    A Brick
    Oven gloves
    Tea Towel

    Fill up bucket. Make sure the lid and brick are near. Throw the tea towel over the rat. Pounce on it with oven gloves on and wrap it up in the tea towel. Place tea towel and rat in the bucket. Put lid and then the brick on the bucket. Leave it overnight. Voila, drowned dead rat for breakfast.

    If you're in the US - Bottle of Jack D, Some Crack and an AR-15 ;)

    • I have a load of bricks, but tea-towels are a Big Ask to sacrifice in these times.Nairn

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