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The toilet is in the hallway right before the bathroom, which is the first room after the front door of the house.
Today while I was working on outsourcing a nice morning shit in the company of my phone and a coffee my partner arrived.
Told him to get inside, and wait a few minutes because I just started the show.
He was so quiet that I had to ask whats up to make sure that he is still alive and moved his ass to the living-room :)
Finished the task and started pulling myself together to go out, and wash my hands when I noticed that my pants missing its belt.
While I went out with my hands full, it was fully open and slid down to my knees which I tried to compensate with the most idiotic walking.
At the second I went out laughter came from two directions. My partner who was in the living-room, had his two kids standing at the front door in complete silence. I didn't know where to escape, which made them laugh even more, and I got a nice comment from his 16 year old boy that now he understands why I'm not married.
i got that nice gif from them, i'm sure they'll tell everyone.
- Toilet in hall outside bathroom just inside front door? What exactly is "the show" after just sitting down to shit? Your pants fall down that easy w/o a belt?monospaced
- front door opens into a hallway, it has two doors on the right, the first is the bathroom, the second is the toilet.********
- & ends in the living room and an open kitchen on the left side.********
- and i had to work hard on a larger dump,
what fell out in 2 parts, both made a nice blob sound landing in the water, and i said ooh fuck this a bit loud :)******** - haven't zipped up my pants, so yeah********
- Ooohhhh. Toilet isn’t in the bathroom! That is kinda rare.monospaced