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  • mg332

    I did the right thing - for society and my anus - and bought a Toto C100 bidet seat. It came yesterday, got it installed, goodbye toilet paper, hello decadent hands free cleanliness.

    • Welcome to the future!zarkonite
    • Used one once after a flight to Japan... pooped, washed, dried... and omg, what a stench. Didn't clean me at all. Not after a messy one...shapesalad
    • lol, because of toilet paper?monospaced
    • They still have toilet paper in this pic? Belt and bracers approach I guess.webazoot
    • they forgot to photoshop the toilet paperutopian
    • ^ Ha! I didn't even notice that.mg33
    • we got one last year as a treat for ourselves. its fited but not got anyone to hook it uo to elec to get workgin yet lol.microkorg
    • I use the three seashells methodmoldero
    • i use my neighbour's catpango
    • An outlet that low, and that close to a toilet is not only terrifying, but it's gotta be against building code.section_014
    • So thats why outlet so close to your assNBQ00
    • I still fail to really get how this gets you more clean than tp. Just based on my vast experiences rinsing peanut butter off a knife.mantrakid
    • been using bidets for 10+ years; wouldn't ever go back. you'll upgrade to a real fancy one in a year. profile settings, air dry, warm water. you'll love itplash
    • Your shit sticks to your ass like peanut butter?? wtf are you eating??? Have you tried wiping a peanut butter knife with tissue paper??? wtf kind of analogy..Khurram
    • You can't even wipe a ceramic dish clean with tissue paper and its adequate for your ass?? stupid people.Khurram
    • so much passion for ass wiping. love this place :Ppango
    • I am intrigued. Never used one. Afraid it would tickle me to no end.monospaced
    • that shit freaked me out what i was in japan. never has my butt hole been tickled before.pango

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