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    We're taking care of 5 street cats in our garden in addition to our resident cat.
    In Turkey cats roam everywhere like they own the fucking country. 4 years ago one pregnant mom appeared and left her litter here. 2 or 3 of those decided to stay here and got pregnant before we neutered them. Out of those kids some died, some survived some decided to relocate.
    Now we have 5 of them but I already forgot which ones are aunts, which ones are cousins with each other etc. They all look the same age after a while.
    I spent a lot of money to get them checked, neutered etc. They eat a lot too, so I have to order 15 kg bags every 2 months or so.
    Anyways there appeared a male cat couple of weeks ago and constantly running after one. I know she's neutered but the tom still wants to hump her all the time.
    I told my wife that maybe cats have a sex life just for pleasure. She said its painful for females. I suppose she's right. Now I'm thinking that maybe that particular one is a sexy cat. If you ask me she's the ugliest of the bunch with her cross eyes. But you never know what might entice a male I guess, maybe cats have a fetish too.
    This is her

    Here they are eating food with our neighbor's fucking chicken trying to get a bite. She poops everywhere. I'm so sick of her. I have built a barricade to stop her from crossing over the fence but she finds a way and neighbor doesn't give a fuck that I step on chicken poop everyday.

    Also my wife is running this instagram page dedicated to cats that she sees all over Turkey. She's a bit cat crazy, follow it. https://www.instagram.com/furlin…

    • You know ... cats think roast chicken is pretty fucking tasty ...Continuity
    • My wife is mad into cats too, followed and will share. :-)PhanLo
    • that one looks derpypango
    • Bring the chicken as sex-toy to this male cat... 2 problems solved!OBBTKN
    • Or, make a tasty paella with this f*** birdOBBTKN
    • I'll end up doing the paella eventually. If there's going to be a lockdown here she's the first one to go.Beeswax
    • Kids must love it. The village cats were no end of amusement for my kids when we went back home to visit. There was a litter last time we were thereGnash
    • my fam over there would be shocked that you buy cat food - they’re fed leftovers Only, and need to hunt to supplementGnash
    • We never had enough leftover to feed them. And wife is pretty particular about what they should eat or not. They hunt or eat garbage half the timeBeeswax

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