Coronavirus

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  • Bennn5

    Someone just been escorted by the security out of the building at my job... she has the COVID-19

    Story developping.

    Maybe i'am gonna be the first QBNer to get it!

    • Doubt it Bennn, you won‘t get it since only 99% get it.NBQ00
    • This post is bukkake-sodden with ironyNairn
    • Bennn, give us and address where we can send toilet paperKrassy
    • ^ LOL ... god damn, Nairn!
      Waaaaay too much Kopfkino, there!
      Continuity
    • lol nairnfadein11
    • Is this real? lolyuekit
    • yeah its realBennn
    • @yue, prob just flu, move along.fadein11
    • just heard her husband has been testing positive, he arrived from a trip from Boston ...Bennn
    • probably catch it on the place/airport or something... is there any case in Boston yet?Bennn
    • *planeBennn
    • !!!! centre-ville de montreal, mile-end?Salarrue
    • Centre-ville. More details to come.Bennn
    • Used or unused, Krassy?Nairn
    • Are they gonna test all of you at the building?yuekit
    • Wash your hands Bennnyuekit
    • i dont know.. we no official info yet... just people who saw the scene.. and the news is spreading across the buildingBennn
    • I don't want you to get it but if you were the first QBNer to get it it would be hilarious.deadsperm
    • I guess Coronavirus isn't a big joke anymore?utopian
    • Ok, time to send me your car's keys... Address on the wayOBBTKN
    • j/k, hope you're well mateOBBTKN
    • leave the building Bennnsted
    • ;-)Bennn
    • You already have it. And now so does your family.monospaced
    • Well that’s niceGnash
    • this needs a thread :) bennn's updates on the toyota and corona in the workplace, peppered with an occasional bennsplanation. would follow.renderedred
    • heheBennn
    • We can't handle reality without the daily bennsplanation. Please go home, start the MrYaris stream, engage self isolation mode with qbn always opened on one tabsted
    • Lol @ security escortnb
    • wow the irony of you possibility getting it first - doesnt get more NT then that.inteliboy
    • Damn Bennn, I wouldn't even go back theremoldero
    • Think I beat y'all to it. Getting result tomorrow!Noggin
    • Good luck Noggin!OBBTKN
    • First one to get it wins an iPad.deadsperm
    • hahaBennn
    • Might be me! Im at home with a cough! people left yesturday lunch time. Hoping its just a cough! just logged back in to say good bye you cunts one last time ;-)mugwart
    • Be safe, mugs!Gnash
    • You too Gnash. Hope you are all well can prepared. I think I only have a cough, said X millions in human history!!mugwart

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