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    BLUE SUNDAY
    $195.00
    IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM M-SITE 11/3/85/UK, THIS PREMIUM GRADE COLLECTION OF EXOTIC BLUE MATTER PROVIDES THE FOLLOWING BENEFITS:

    +RE-HARMONIZATION OF DISCORDANT CHAKRA
    +AMPLIFIED EMPATHY, MOOD ELEVATION, STRESS RELIEF
    +DETOXIFICATION, HEALTHIER SKIN, FIRMER STOOL

    PREMIUM CLASS SAMPLES REPRESENT IRRADIATED SOIL (8.5 OR HIGHER ON THE CHERENKOV-GLASS METER) HAND-SALVAGED DIRECTLY FROM THE VOIDED FOUNDATION OF CARTWITHEN CASTLE IN GWYNEDD, NORTH WALES, OR WITHIN THE ESTIMATED RADIUS (150 METERS) OF THE TELEPORTATION EVENT. EACH 10-GRAM BAG COMES SEALED WITH A DETACHABLE AND COLLECTIBLE ATOMIC SYMBOL CLASP (PLATINUM) AND A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. GUARANTEED NON-CARCINOGENIC. NO EXCHANGES OR REFUNDS.

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