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My wife got me a bunch of edibles and some pre-rolled joints as Christmas presents.
I don't do weed anymore cause I get paranoid and worry abut strange stuff and get tired of my mind running amok with thoughts of all kind.
I smoked one tenth of a small joint and got really stoned.
Had to endure two family Christmas parties. I tried to take the edge off by drinking wine, which is something that I haven't done for a while either but helped me to relax, ease the paranoia and weirdness of the rituals.
After a bunch of social awkwardness I managed to end the night without a major embarassment.
phew.I don't know what to do with the rest of the stuff. I thought about bringing them back to Turkey and make my stoner friends happy but my wife says that that will definitely get me arrested at the airport. I guess she's right.
- https://www.youtube.…Gardener
- send them to mepango
- lol Gardener exactlymoldero
- I’ll take it off your hands.monospaced
- lol @gardenerBeeswax
- I only notice paranoia using high thc strains. Now I use more balanced thc/cbd strains and no more paranoiafuturefood
- Prerolled joints are the worst since I never now what’s actually in itfuturefood
- No offence, but your wife sounds like a cunt.Khurram
- Haha if anyone should know about Midnight Express it’s you Beeswax!HijoDMaite
- Wait, your wife had no idea you didn’t do weed any more?Gnash
- @Khurram, wtf is your issue? She sounds awesome.monospaced
- And how can you expect “no offense” intended when you call a mans wife a cunt? Dude.monospaced
- He was trying to do a set impression and it fell a little flat.eryx
- more like a Larry David impression.
https://www.youtube.…Beeswax - No offence but *single most offensive thing you can say to someone, for no particulary good reason other than self-amusement*.Nairn
- I said "sounds" like a cunt. Which she does. Pushing drugs on you considering how bad you do on them, precipitating a horrible Christmas experience...Khurram
- What a cunt...Khurram
- What was she honestly hoping to achieve with this behaviour? Seriously? I swear, if my girl ever pulled something like this... *fingers across throat gesture"Khurram
- But then I don't date girls into drugs. YMMVKhurram
- Plus I'm English yeah, we call everyone a cunt, it's not a gendered swear word... Can't believe i'm justifying myself against your wife's OBVIOUS cuntishness.Khurram
- Did she really want to get you fucked up and ruin your xmas? Have you confronted her about this? You probably should, because she sounds like a cunt.Khurram
- Dude. She didn’t drug him without his consent. She gave him a gift of some fun legal drugs. And you called her a cunt straight up like a total asshole.monospaced
- Saying someone sounds like a cunt it the same thing. You can’t trump your way out of that.monospaced
- I see you’ve tripled down and called her a cunt twice more. Good to know you’re right down there with robo and the other assholes who hate on women.monospaced
- You’re a cunt Khurram. The worst kind and not the English endearing kind you somehow think exists. Wear it proudly.monospaced
- White knight over here lolKhurram
- I think his wife’s awesome too, she just wanted to help him take the edge off a bit to deal with her family. Beeswax was quite responsible with the dosage_niko
- She's already feeling bad about it. it's no big deal. I didnt freak out It was just the wrong setting for me to get high.Beeswax
- We used to smoke together before she got pregnant 3 years ago. So she didnt know that in the meantime I decided I'm better off without it.Beeswax
- Your wife, didn't know, that in the last 3 years, you stopped smoking weed. And that even 1/10th of a joint would ruin your entire evening.... RightKhurram
- How the fuck is "weed" meant to take the edge off meeting your wife's family? Are you fucking retarded or you have know idea how marijuana operates on the brainKhurram
- I won't say owt else because the whtie knight snowflakes among you are gonne get all incredulous. But you're putting it out there for all of us to comment. so..Khurram
- marijuana, like any drug, is widely implicated in triggering psychotic episodes in people. I witness more than one person go fully schizo on that shit in collegKhurram
- and your wife thinks "hey, your nervous about meeting my family, here's loads of edibles and pre-rolls! merry xmas!"Khurram
- Absolutely oblivious that you struggle with any quantitiy of the drug, gave it up because you get paranoid on small amounts, for three yearsKhurram
- And she thought, this was a great time to give you a shit ton, just in time to meet her family at xmas. because it might take the "edge off"...Khurram
- The "edge" that needed to be taken off because you were spending timer with her family and so she gave your a shit ton of drugs.. . because that would help.Khurram
- Which you hadn't done for 3 years.... oh boy.Khurram
- He was fucked up by 1/10th of a joint for 2 family dinners - thats at LEAST 6 hours of barely being able to keep his shit together. Over 1/10th of a joint.Khurram
- If she knew, she's a cunt. If she didn't know - what the fuck kind of relationship do you have??Khurram
- marijuana to take the edge off things - take the edge off what? Dinner with the in-laws??? Are you stupid?? You're stupid.Khurram
- Someone needs to lay off the meth.zarkonite
- Just had a few to drink tonight lolKhurram
- its all very strange someone insist its ok to call other's wife a cunt... i mean... if you're their friend then maybe its ok. maybe.pango
- @pango The guy is a fuckup. A pathetic troll who has nothing better to do. Can't even read or write properly.Beeswax
- Sorry was drunk last night. Won't call her a cunt again, hehe... But what was your wife thinking when she pushed drugs on you and ruined your xmas? Bennsplain..Khurram
- plus my comments were @_niko who suggest it's a good idea to get high to take "the edge off" when meeting in-laws. WTF?? on what planet?? bennsplainKhurram
- Khurram, take a break dudefuturefood
- I never smoke, it’s never agreed with me, but I do eat edibles once in a while at very small dosages to take the edge off. Like a quarter of a small cookie._niko
- No different than having a couple of drinks of wine to take the edge off as opposed to drinking a ton, getting smashed, acting like an idiot on qbn_niko
- ...and calling someone’s wife a cunt :)_niko
- Khurram im sure his wife didnt force him to chow down right before the family dinners. it was a gift to use as he decided...mantrakid